This Friday Friends

Tuesday 3/2/10 time 12:42 PM - Duke Fightmaster

Hello,

Fightmaster's,

This Friday is the big show.  If you are a friend please come and I will put you on my friend list.

Yoga unrestricted

Saturday 2/20/10 time 12:59 PM - Duke Fightmaster

Hi Fightmasters,

The new plan for world domination is becoming more and more apparent.  A live show once a month that is rocking and video shorts throughout the other weeks.  Be sure to keep an eye out for them.  Here's our latest the unrestricted yoga session.

Overandout,

Duke

Watch live here

Thursday 2/18/10 time 10:42 PM

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The yogi husband

Tuesday 2/16/10 time 11:44 AM - duke Fightmaster

Hi Fightmaster's,

Now that we have moved the live show to the first Friday of the month it has freed up some time to work on my out and about videos.  I plan on getting at least one a week out.   Here's the first.

If you need some yoga alignment help just come to me. Duke

let's snowball this bitch

Thursday 1/21/10 - duke Fightmaster

Hi Fightmaster,

Life and the show seem to be moving forward so I'm just holding on. Let's all try to get this snowball rolling to keep the party alive. Great band and the announcement of a new sponsor tonight.

Overandout,

Duke

Club M says let's party

Tuesday 1/5/10 time 2:40 PM - Duke Fightmaster

Fightmaster's,

Get ready to rock.  We have entered a new era.  A time where there is a possibility that actual hot chicks will be at our show.  Come celebrate this moment with me this Friday at Club M.

680 S. Coast Hwy

Laguna Beach CA 92651

Tel: 949-497-5646

Duke

101 baby!

Friday 12/4/09 time 12:23 PM - Duke

Fightmaster's,

Episode 100 was one of the best nights of my life.  We pulled off 100 episodes with a live audience and no budget.  Something that's never been done before.  No where do we go?  Well, back to the veterans hall for at least one more night, possibly our last.

Patrick Keane and music guest Abel G.  will be there.  Tonight's 20 to 11 is ways to get through the holidays.  Help me out.

Duke

Are you gay darling?

Friday 11/6/09 time 1:23 AM - Duke

Fightmaster's,

What is up my brothers and sisters.  I can feel the love from the Fightmaster family coming at me right out of this computer screen.  I am ready to rock this party.  My foreclosure is done, repossession done, kicked out of Laguna done, Credit cards maxed, Bankruptcy almost done, credit report is done.  None of that matters, what matters is that I bring you a show every week that I put my heart and soul into that turns into a revolutionary sub par product (In the best way).  Episode 99 is tonight!!!!!!!!!!!

Give me some help with tonight's 20-11: Signs that your girlfriend or boyfriend is gay?

Remember it's hard to be funny if you're not having fun so make sure that I'm having fun.

Overandout,

Duke

From Bedroom to Hollywood!!!!!

Friday 10/30/09 time 5:01 PM - Duke

HI Fightmaster's,

The countdown is on.  We are on a journey to Hollywood and all we need to do is raise $100,000.

What are some ways to raise $100,000 for our show in Hollywood?

Duke

Scary Halloween

Friday 10/23/09 time 1:39 PM - Duke

Hi Fightmaster's,

Tonight we tape a fabulous Halloween episode.  We also announce the winners to the worst recession story contest.  The winners will receive 2 tickets to the OC fairgrounds Halloween extravaganza.  Ticket's are worth $40 each.

The Duke Fightmaster show has access to tickets for this Halloween OC event for way cheap.  $20 each.  To purchase a ticket call or email Michael Maruca at 949-309-6939 or michael_maruca@yahoo.com.

Tonight's 20-11 is the scariest things about Halloween.

Overandout,

Duke

No Se!

Friday 10/16/09 time 1:13 PM - Duke Fightmaster

Holla Fightmaster's,

Buenas dias. Que pasa!  No se que voy a tiennes en el Duke Fightmaster televicion programma las noches.

Savue usted?

Tu amigo,

El Duke

20 to 11 positive things about the recession.

Fightmaster's have talent!

Friday 10/9/09 time 1:03 PM - Duke Fightmaster

Fightmaster's unite!

Tonight we explore new ground.  We go to a place we've never seen.  W enter the realm of a new reality game show called "Fightmaster's got talent!"

Like everything else on the show, this is a completely original idea.  Three judges, one host and two contestants who will compete to go on to the next round.  And the best part of all is you get to vote for the winner at dukefightmaster.com. Make sure to tune in to next weeks show to see who wins.

Our 20 to 11 this evening is advantages of having affairs with employees.  Give me what you got!

Overandout,

Duke

Let's Dance

Friday 10/2/09 time 1:13 PM

Fightmaster's,

As you can see from this picture taken of me in High School, I have always been a dancer.  Tonight on the show, we dance.

20-11 Reasons people might not want to dance with you.

Bring it!

Duke

Star Wars Episode

Friday 9/25/09 time 1:03 PM - Duke Fightmaster

Hi Fightmaster's,

Tonight is the Star Wars episode.  Today Mark Hamil the man who played Luke Skywalker is celebrating a birthday!  57 years young!!!  Let's make Mark proud with tonight's show.  

Tonight's 20 to 11: Signs your significant other is a Star Wars fan.

I love you,

Duke

Party Episode tonight! It's on!!

Friday 9/18/09 time 11:38 AM - Duke Fightmaster

Fightmaster's,

Tonight is the night.  The night we've been working for, the party.  Tonight is the party episode and all the party people will be in the house.

20 to 11 party fouls.  Give them to me.

Overandout,

Duke

Get Physical

Thursday 9/10/09 time 11:43 PM - Duke Fightmaster

Fightmaster's,

Friday night is our sabbath.  Respect the sabbath and transform your identity from the good person that you are to the great Fightmaster that lives just beneath the surface.  No messing around tonight.  Tonight we burn the grime and grizzle.  Tonight we pass through the pain wall.  Tonight we find out what we are made of.  Tonight we experience the exercise Episode!

20 to 11 words you never want to hear your personal trainer say.

Overandout,

Duke

I need help

Friday 9/4/09 time 6:17 PM - Duke Fightmaster

Hi Fightmaster's,

I need help.  You probably already know that, but it's more real than you know.  I've been having major issues on the show and with my cast members.  I mean this is supposed to be the greatest time of my life and I'm spending it fighting with friends.  I just want people to laugh and I'm sorry if it's at Flux's expense but I just wished that he would understand me.  I don't hate him, I just think it's really funny to make fun of him.

So for tonight's episode I have arranged a meeting with my therapist to straighten everything out. 

Tonight's 20-11 signs your therapist is worse off than you are.

Overandout,

Duke

The feminine side

Friday 8/28/09 time 1:30 PM - Duke Fightmaster

Good Day Fightmaster's,

I've been struggling with something lately and I thought it might be good to share it with someone.  Who better than the understanding Fightmaster's.  My home has been a pigsty lately.  The unfortunate fact is with all the work and running around handling our business affairs Lesley has had no time to clean the place.  You can imagine how that makes me feel when I'm sitting at home all day trying to watch TV, I'm the one who has to look at this mess.  I mean it's getting ridiculous, the dishes are piling up and the laundry really needs to be done.  Somethings got to change.  I know you women out their were fighting so hard to have the right to go out and work but please don't forget your first three jobs every woman has: pleasing her man, cleaning and cooking.

Now I know that some people think I'm sexist but just to prove to you I'm not I'm going to have girls kissing on the show tonight.

What I need from you are the worst things about being a woman.

Overandout,

Duke

Facebook

Friday 8/21/09 time 7:56 PM - Duke Fightmaster

Hello Fightmaster's,

Tonight is the facebook show.  Lesley won't make it but make sure to watch the edited show next week for a surprise from my lovely wife.  Last night I was making passionate love to Lesley and I stopped thinking of that girl from yoga class and looked at her updating her facebook on her phone during sex.  I grab the phone to read her status which says, "Very tired can't wait to sleep."  So I'm a little upset but hey I'm a real man I can work through this.  Then just as she was about to climax, which isn't unusual at all, I looked at the clock, jumped off her and harvested my crops on my imaginary farm on facebook.  My strawberries were about to wilt.  Lesley's then giving me the silent treatment but I notice her fb status now reads,"Whatever, I'm going to sleep."

For those of you who don't know me I'm Duke Fightmaster the host of the number one variety talk show in veteran hall basements.  I'm a man with a dream.  And that is World Domination.  I'm getting closer and closer to that dream too, just the other day I experienced some great domination when my wife tied me up and forced me to felate her.

The truth is my wife hardly ever complains about my dream except when she talks to me, but that's hardly ever.

What I need from you Fightmaster's is the worst things about facebook.

Duke

The Midwest

Friday 8/14/09 time 1:23 PM - Duke Fightmaster

Howdy Fightmaster's,

My parents and family come from the state of Indiana.  My folks moved out to California with a dream.  A dream that one day they could raise a child to become an independent internet TV variety talk show host.  Mom and Dad I'm here to tell you, I made it. In honor of your dream and your sacrifices for my success I have dedicated this show to you.  The Midwest show.  Tonight's 20-11: Differences between California and the Midwest.

Overandout,

Duke