Water machines

Guys in my line of work aren't exactly Charlie Sheen style "winning" at life.  But that doesn't stop them from trying.  This coworker who is fifty years old and like myself, has trouble paying rent.  But he is planning on getting rich, with multilevel marketing (MLM).  Multilevel marketing gives you all the free time you need, all the money you need, and you get to be your own boss!  This guy is pumped!!

He's invested in these water machines.  I guess you hook this machine up to your faucet and it turns tap water into "healing" water.  Legally you can't day it heals, but it fucking heals.  My coworker has spoken to scientists and interviewed doctors about this stuff so you know it has to be true.

All I know is that as soon as I get an extra $1200-$3900 I'm going to get a water healing machine.  The guy spoke to scientists, that's serious.  I've never even met a scientist, but my coworker has and he talked to him about water machines that heal.

This stuff has got to work, my coworker is betting everything on it.