I'm allergic to reality

I hate reality
Please keep it away from me
It's just that I'm allergic to it
If I swallow it my throat swells up and I can't breath
I have a condition where I could die if given too much reality
There's people out there that want to see me dead
People that want to poison me
With their reality
I need a taster
The king needs a taster
I can't risk someone slipping reality into my food
Just the thought of tasting reality is making me nauseous
I might puke

All I'm saying is this:

If you want to get real, don't even talk to me