The lazy productive guy

How can someone who is so lazy be so productive? This is the question my wife asks herself. At least that's what I imagine. I'm all or nothing. On or off. You might not want to hit the switch, if I turn on all hell brakes loose and if you turn me off you don't know when I might turn on again. I could go dormant for years.

My head is constantly looking for something it can throw me into. The band, the talk show, the screenplay add infinitum.

What's next? I'm not sure because I can't pay rent. I can live pretty close to the bottom, but when I start hitting it the fun ends.

My plan, pay rent, make a film, and get the comedy act together. I'm going to yoga to try and relax.