My last day

It's almost time for me to go with Jesus.  I'm really gonna miss you guys.  I'll definitely try to think about you in heaven but I'm kind of guessing that God might make me forget everyone I knew on Earth just because it might bum me out thinking about how you guys have to burn in hell fire for eternity.  Thoughts like that aren't really conducive to the whole ecstasy vibe that we're trying to create upstairs.  If my brain does get cleared of all memories of my old hell bound friends just remember that I do love you and I'm sorry that you're in excruciating pain.  Hopefully after a while you get used to the fire although I have heard that the pain gets increasingly worse for eternity.

Oh well, I guess I have to get going now because Jesus is ready for me.  He's probably outside my door.

I think the first thing I'm going to do in heaven is go into the truth or dare room.  I'm definitely single in the afterlife!