I have problems so I go to therapy. I'm married which is why I have problems. My goal in therapy is that my wife stop asking me to do stuff. My wife's goal is for me to start doing stuff without her asking.

One of the things my wife was asking me to do was to go to couples therapy. Finally I went to couples therapy and she didn't show up. I'm married, which is why I'm in therapy.

I accidentally told the therapist my real feelings which is always a mistake. After I spoke he said the words that were jumping out at him were,"Dead on the inside" and "checkmated by life". Then he asked me if I had a plan to kill myself.

I'm married.