#1 fan
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Not many people can say this but I have a #1 fan. He won a contest to process that he was the best fan. I reward fans so I gave him a cougar to make out with. The cougar later regreted it and told me about it. It's been uncomfortable around her ever since although I don't think she is upset anymore.
Back to number one fan. I've never heard a negative word come out of his mouth. He is more than cool. When all friends flaked on me for my birthday number one fan was there. And that's more birthdays than one. I'm just writing this because I not only love number one fan but I love the idea of his attitude.
Back to number one fan. I've never heard a negative word come out of his mouth. He is more than cool. When all friends flaked on me for my birthday number one fan was there. And that's more birthdays than one. I'm just writing this because I not only love number one fan but I love the idea of his attitude.